sorry you’re not my type i only date other water pokemon
- wow that must be really hard for you because it’s not like water pokemon are the most abundant type in the pokeuniverse
- it’s not like there’s a one in three chance that anyone’s first interaction with a pokemon will be with a water type
- or that gym leaders and other trainers in power use an unbalanced number of water types to subjugate other pokemon
check your privilege.