We ate champagne oysters and mussels for dinner tonight, and it was one of the most delicious meals I’ve had in so long. I was going to make a blogspot post about it (I probably still will) but I had to show you all how much of a Joffrey Lannister that my dog truely is in the colporteur family.

Have you ever heard of a dog being hand fed champagne-drenched seafood of the Indian Ocean?

Because if you haven’t heard of it, that doesn’t matter anymore since you’ve now seen it instead.