January 2012
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seeing Kanye West in 6 hours.
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Anonymous asked: what is some of your favourite music?
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jacargon replied to your post: Can someone please tell me whether or not I am…
just masturbate over him. If it’s easy, you like him
presented without comment
Can someone please tell me whether or not I am officially attracted to Daniel Radcliffe because I’m tired of jumping between the two polar opposites of him being handsome or the complete definition of basic and
I don’t know Tumblr
Sort it out for me
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oxblood:
As of now, I ask only for the swelling press of lips against the downy hollow of my throat.
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“Our community, much like society-at-large, needs a paradigm shift as it relates...”
– Zerlina Maxwell, Stop Telling Women How to Not Get Raped
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Anonymous asked: Do you and oxblood know eachother in real life?
youdsay:worb:
imagine if 16 year old avril lavigne looked into a crystal ball and saw that in the future she’d be hanging out with paris hilton and dating brody jenner.
“all this time you were pretending,” avril whispered at the vision of herself ten years in the future that milled dreamily around the crystal ball. she turned away from the ball as a tear rolled down her face, taking her hard...
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knittingandshit:
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls don’t have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls don’t, can’t, or shouldn’t. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect...
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lufituaeb by Sierra Demulder
Somewhere across town, you are laying with a lover who is pressing her fingerprints into your back like wet cement. I wonder if she looks like me, if you fell for her features like rearranged furniture. Are we palindrome women? She is beautiful, I am unpronounceable.
She must be your favorite place in Minneapolis. I am a souvenir shop: where you go to remember how much people miss you when...
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Their Sex Life by A.R. Ammons
One failure on Top of another.
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There is a special circle in hell for those people who walk around the fruit section of the supermarket and eat handfuls of unpaid grapes.
““Excuse me while I throw this down, I’m old and cranky and tired of hearing the...”
– Hanne Blank
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A university friend has just sent me a Facebook invite to ‘Anti-Valentine’s Smack-a-pinata Day!’ where 22 of us are expected to be bitter women about Valentines Day because of “its corniness, or would just love to a) watch someone smack the crap out of a heart pinata, or b) participate in smacking the crap out of a heart pinata.”
Love it.
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One of the worst feelings that I can have about a friend is an ache- the feeling of missing a person and being together, despite them being physically there by your side.
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My parents have ‘surprised’ me with a brand new pair of low-cut bright white Converse kicks, and whilst I am extremely appreciative for the gift, the last time I bought Converse was in 2006 where black hi-tops and dresses were cool to pair together.
pica
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic chuckle, a nod of mutual respect, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random and unexceptional but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
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“You want a job, a vacation, heath insurance, validation, a back rub, a scalp...”
– Ryan O’Connell, What 20-Somethings Want
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20 Ways
by Eva Heisler
A woman sits up straight: she’s on edge. She leans into the cushions: she’s provocative. She leans over to another woman: she’s a gossip. She holds the other woman’s hand: she’s queer. She hold an apple in her hand: she’s a temptress. She slices the apple: she’s tame. She slices your heart out: she’s a bitch. She wear a heart at her...
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should I make pancakes or waffles?
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my parents are coming back home today after their one month holiday, and the only way that I’ve managed to ‘fuck shit up yo’ in this time is leave the kettle unfilled and fed the dog some lasagne.
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Australian lingo of the night
makeitwrite:
YOU’RE ALL GOONBAGS
*Extra edit*
Jessica: “You’ve just called everyone a box of cask wine.”
Me: “Yes. Yes I have.
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“If she’s (colporteur) sane then lady gaga is the only person in this world that...”
– Kyle (via thehilltheviewandthelights)
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‘What the fuck is pulsating out of the speakers? what is triple j even digging these days?’
‘I dunno… I’m pretty sure it’s Skrillex?’
‘Krill-Ex? Like, a crustacean’s ex girlfriend? It sounds like he’s crawled up and died inside a fax machine.’
Anonymous asked: Wait, what is Australia Day meant to be a celebration of?
Anonymous asked: Happy Australia Day!
fightapathyordont:
The Bunya Mountains [circa. 2007]
Us on the couch. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on the television. You were at one end. I was at the other. Those were the unspoken conditions. “Two years difference” was all you thought when you looked at me. (Occasionally, it still is.) It was cold outside. It was anything but, inside. I had never seen the movie before. You told me...
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Music In The Morning
by Dorianne Laux
When I think of the years he drank, the scars on his chin, his thinning hair, his eye that still weeps decades after the blow, my knees weaken with gratitude for whatever kept him safe, whatever stopped the glass from cracking and shearing something vital, the fist from lowering, exploding an artery, pressing the clot of blood toward the back of his brain. Now, he sits calmly on...
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