December 2011
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
“Thank you, your honour, but I’ll be swearing on a different kind of holy book today,” he said, drawing a copy of R.L. Stine’s Monster Blood III from his messenger bag
I’m sorry, but it’s been a long time since I’ve talked about certain things. So...
– A Happy Death by Albert Camus
Who sleeps, really? If you’re a proper adult person in the 21st century, how can...
– Dylan Moran - Yeah, Yeah
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'Sato is, as Vice.com declared, a world-class... →
Since 2009, the Tokyo native has held the masturbation world record at San Francisco’s annual Masturbate-a-thon for the longest continuous time spent masturbating: 9 hours and 58 minutes.
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dear samantha
i’m sorry
we have to get a divorce
i know that seems like an...
– Jared Singer, An Entomologist’s Last Love Letter
Continuity | A. R. Ammons
I’ve pressed so far away from my desire that if you asked me what I want I would, accepting the harmonious completion of the drift, say annihilation, probably.
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nothing better in life than a brand new 170 gram pack of Chicken Twisties
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I’ve managed to contract the flu overnight. Forever cursing my brandy-sculling tradition on Christmas for making it worse, and for eliminating all possibilities to buy more worthless junk with Boxing Day sales.
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‘I can’t believe you got an iPad. Have you watched porn on it yet?’
Louis CK's Shameful Dirty Comedy →
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viafrank:
I’ve been thinking about Louis CK lately. I’m a fan of his show on FX, and I’m so happy his recent adventure in distributing his newest comedy special himself has been a rousing success. But my thoughts are going elsewhere to wonder why he has blown up in popularity in the past couple years, and why his comedy seems to resonate with these times. It always feels...
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Tonight that fat dude in the red coat penetrates all chimneys and I’m practically exploding in one giant orgasm with baubles and tinsel and presents all over the walls.
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achoiceofthree replied to your post: About to finally watch The Borgias. I hope that my…
incidentally, was it?
I’m not the best judge of period/historical film and television shows, mainly because I drink everything in like orange juice despite it being pulp/plot free.* Whether it be books or television or film, I shamelessly love it all. The last time I greatly enjoyed a period...
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My boyfriend and I use Skype normally every night just to catch up on the day’s events, and it’s gotten to the point that he can’t sleep without Skype running and his clockradio playing simultaneously. While I don’t imagine my hammering key-clicks are exactly very soothing, he normally has the radio up extremely loud so it drowns them out. Despite that, the very moment that...
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One cannot be expected to march full-bore into an interpersonal relationship...
– Phil Roland Love In The Time Of Tumblr « Thought Catalog An extremely well-written discussion of identity, internet, performance and relationships in the age of Tumblr
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Female horniness in the popular imagination is rare. Admittedly our idea of male...
– The Pervocracy: From slutty to horny.
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redlipstick-lover:
I burned my dress into his skin and he pushed his hands into my thighs.
I left him stunned he didn’t know my name and I ran away
to your car because you’re the only person who makes me feel safe
your voice saying my full name is the only thing I like about myself
About to finally watch The Borgias. I hope that my hunch about it being the sister show of The Tudors, ie 99% detailed sex scenes and 1% storylines, turns out to be correct.
thehollowsinner asked: In case you didnt see this, here's my reply to your VERY confusing post: Uhm its a fat guy eating a burger…what do you mean by I need to be more knowledgable? Please elaborate because I’m confused, since you seem to be so smart….
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I remember he was bent down
Like a whirlpool
I was yelling at him
He looked...
– Dorothea Lasky
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She was cruelest to me in April, when the monsoon stifled
the little devotion...
– Eric Gamalinda
a second M83 show has been announced
trying not to pee myself in excitement
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can I take a moment of your dashboard’s time to say how fucking delicious pickled onions are?
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I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...
– Kim Jong-Il (1941-2011)