I purely came over because I thought you looked extremely lonely. You have an...– J.D. Salinger, For Esme with Love and Squalor.
What was the cheese doing in the fridge?
buyingnewsoul: If boxer Terry Hanska doesn’t make it in the ring, he could always try a career in comedy.A Winnipeg, Canada, court heard police had arrested another man in an apartment last month when the man told an officer to look inside this refrigerator. When the officer opened the door, he found Hanska hiding inside. When asked what he was doing, Hanska replied: “Chillin’”. Fucker stole my...
monsterxero: Monster Zero was the english name for King Ghidorah, one of the original Godzilla monsters. When I was a kid and deciding upon what to use as my first screen name, I wanted it to be MonsterZero. I just used an “x” instead because xylophones are awesome. HAHA. I thought it had something to do with Godzilla! But then again, I admire your xylophone pride, so I cannot complain.
guys i'm officially 23 now.
(via oldfilmsflicker) LMAO IT CREATED A COPY OF ITSELF, AT 23 YOU’RE TUMBLR-BREEDING HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
what's a hoe with no pimp and what's a pimp with...
What is your ninja name?
helloastronaut: shapelessminds: alexhusler: lolitas: A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J- zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O- mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T- chi U- do V- ru W- mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi Mine is: Tadokiarika Katakuna Kutakakitokuzi hallz yeah bitchzz ARIKAZUSHIKITOKA. WHAT THE FUCK? Zukuariarikimika. Lol forever @ trying to not sound like a tool at...
wtf the radio is playing metro station
IN GODS NAME WHY
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28) →
Bloc Party (49) Funeral for a Friend (31) Tegan and Sara (14) Taking Back Sunday (12) Modest Mouse (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to...– Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary
dried, cracked lips (thanks winter) + soy sauce...
THE MOST PAINFUL EQUATION OF ALL TIME
Dear Future Lover
simonparasite: I plan on doing the following things with you, it will be amazing, and we will be happy… Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as we both can in all of them, compile photo evidence. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of our favorite books. Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with...
brett is a boy in serious neopets denial